I’m Rich!

Sent by my mom on December 12, 2010

I agree! ~ Mom

O.M.G.,  I’m rich!

Silver in the Hair

Gold in the Teeth

Crystals in the Kidneys

Sugar in the Blood

Lead in the Butt

Iron in the Arteries

And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.

 

I never thought I’d accumulate such wealth.